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Funny HR Sayings
I have one nerve left and you’re getting on it.
Are pay raises automatic here or do you have to work for them?
Personnel Director to job applicant: "Retirement plan? I wouldn't worry about it, you'd be out of your mind to work here that long."
You can name your own salary here . . . I call mine "Fred"!
Of course I have "past experience." What other kind is there?
A boss is someone who arrives at the office early whenever you are late, and is late when you are early.
I'm an equal opportunity employer, that's why I'm giving other employers your services.
I’ll agree to discuss it, if you’ll agree to keep your mouth shut!!
I see your point of view; I just don’t want to see it again.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.